The Cranky
old Man

Hello, now get

    out of here!

It's about time you got here.  When I was your age we understood the value of time!

     You think all I got to do in this old folks home is watch TV and wait to die. Oh no, I'm feelin' pretty good, 'cept for this pain in my chest and my feet which keep swelling up at night.

   They asked me to take on this column you know. Said they need someone with a different point of view. Different point of view, hell, I can hardly see at all. Don't matter, my brain still works so I can still think.

  Folks probably ain't going to like what I say here. Don't matter. Don't want to hear about it. Don't care. I'll be dead before them anyway. That's why I ain't afraid, like other people, to say just what I think. 'Scuse me while I belch. Ah, there, that feels better.

  Well it's about time for me to rest my false teeth, so you go on and get out of here. If you want more there's a list of topics from column over on the right there. You can click on 'em and read what you want. Otherwise get out, I got some wall to stare at.